Man Joked That the Mailman Slept With Every Woman

Man Joked That the Mailman Slept With Every Woman …His Wife’s Casual Reply Is Priceless

It started like any other quiet evening — the kind that feels too familiar to be remarkable. The kind where the only sounds are the clinking of silverware, the hum of the refrigerator, and the occasional sigh from two people who have been married long enough to communicate mostly in glances, unfinished sentences, and the comfort of routine.

He sat at the dinner table across from his wife, stirring his coffee the way he always did — slow, deliberate, like a man timing his thoughts. They had been together twenty-three years. Long enough to read each other’s moods without a word. Long enough to know that silence wasn’t always a bad thing.